Posts tagged Alonso.

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fuckyeahmagicalonso:

I just want to crawl into a hole and die…

Fernando didn’t have a great car at the start of the year and he still managed to score some great, great points. He’s been massively consistent. That was the consistency I wanted to get, but he toppled mine and just kept on going. He got taken out in Belgium but his team just haven’t messed up at all this year and I think they are the most deserving.

Lewis Hamilton, being asked who he thinks deserves to win this years WDC (Source: Planet F1)

Oh my baby looks so unhappy.

Grand Prix du Canada 2012.

FUCK.

A very exciting race, that much is undeniable. And in the perspective of my team, McLaren, a brilliant win from Hamilton.

BUT.

What I fail to understand is why McLaren again and again have failed Button. How he can go from being brilliantly on form last season and at the start of this season, and then, after Lewis throws a wobbly and team loyalty is questioned it seems that they’ve done everything to improve Lewis’ race, at the cost of Jenson’s. HE FINISHED IN FREAKING 16TH! /rant 1


Kimi Räikkönen. Him and Michael Schumacher, were my fucking childhood heroes. (As well as a few others who are no longer in Formula 1) He has a fantastic car, and he still has the pace. He is championship 2012 material, and I would love for nothing more than to see him win this championship in his comeback year. Hands down, as much as I love Button, Button is 2nd to Räikkönen, who is my #1. Two years in a row, I’ve loved this teams car. It’s brilliant, it has so much potential. But I can’t help but feel that when it comes to Kimi, Lotus do not play the right strategy for him. They seem to get it right for Grosjean, who is showing amazing talent, but Kimi can equal and better that. They just need to sort out their fucking strategy. Fuck!

FERRARI. What the fuck. For a car which at the start of the season showed as much potential as a chocolate fireguard, it really has won its critics round. Fernando has consistently done the unthinkable with that car. He is in my eyes, one of the top, if not the best driver out in the field. In fact, in my opinion, he is the best at the moment. If he had the best car, what he could do with it, is just unthinkable. He was so consistent throughout the race but again, because of poor tyre strategy fell from leading the race, to 5th in just 4 laps.

And Massa, I was proud of him. Felipe baby, stay cool. He showed something we haven’t seen in him for a while. He showed form, and if all the cards fell into place, he could have done very well out of this race. I just hope that next time, he doesn’t lose as many places because of an ill-timed pit stop…

And poor Vettel!

MICHAEL FUCKING SCHUMACHER. I. AM. FUMING.

THIS GUY IS A 7 TIMES WORLD CHAMPION, AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING LEGEND. THIS GUY IS THE GUY THAT ALL YOUNG F1 WATCHERS LOOKED UP TO. JESUS. AND NO, NO HIS COMEBACK HAS NOT BEEN EASY, BUT SHIT, THAT’S A GOOD CAR. WELL. AT LEAST YOU’D THINK BUT. HOW IN 7 RACES THIS SEASON IS IT MERELY ACCEPTABLE THAT HE HAS RETIRED FROM 5 OF THEM DUE TO MECHANICAL FAILURE!? MERCEDES, GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER. WHAT THE FUCK. NICO ROSBERG IS IN THE SISTER MERCEDES, THAT’S A FUCKING IDENTICAL CAR, AND HE’S SCORED POINTS IN 5 RACES, 2 PODIUMS, ONE OF WHICH A WIN, AND FINISHED JUST OUTSIDE POINTS IN THE OTHER TWO!? HOW! HOW IS THAT EVEN JUST! I’M SORRY BUT I FEEL SHIT FOR MICHAEL SCHUMACHER WITH EACH RETIREMENT, I’M SORRY BUT IT’S JUST SO UNJUST AND UNFAIR.

/rant over.

I THINK.

After four races, with 100 points to win, being eight or 10 points behind the leader is completely unthinkable. It’s a bit like a present what we’ve had in this first four races. We appreciate it and we take it, but leaving the points aside, what worries the team is the performance of the car, and that we have to improve it right away for Barcelona.

I think we have mixed feelings, because on the one hand we were in front of both the McLarens at the end of the race, which is something we didn’t expect after quali. On the other side we are 57 seconds away from the winner, so this is bigger than any other race in 2012. So we need to look at why we were so far from the podium positions.

We’ll have to see what the stewards say. I just tried to overtake and went off track. Here it’s no problem because there’s that extra bit of circuit on the sides, but he did it twice with Lewis [Hamilton] and with me. We’ll see. We really need to look on the TV and whatever they decide will be good.

Fernando Alonso, discussing todays race and the similar incidents that he and Lewis Hamilton had with Nico Rosberg (Source: Autosport)

I love so much that the drivers are so articulate in everything they say and everything race-related.

fuckyeahmagicalonso:

Sarcastic and bitchy Fernando is my favourite kind of Fernando xD I just love this!

That front wing and nose are horrific.