My mother is whack. She wanted me to put a rosary in my car… She is super religious and I am super not, I find it weird how her career (medicine - cardiology -cardiothoracics) is spurred by science yet it is religion that fuels her every being… Anyway, I laughed and said it wasn’t happening and she said she wanted to get it blessed by a catholic priest… I was like lolfuckno!

Then she was like “you’re the ones complaining about weird things in your room, you need a rosary” and I’m all like “excuse me you raped my loft bed with one like ten years ago it’s hanging above my desk, that really worked…” and she’s all like “you’re the one who is the most in trouble, you complain of weird things and you have weird unexplainable marks appear on your back and you are still laughing. What are you going to say to the spirits? What do you say to that!?”

So I said “come at me bro.” she told me to fuck off hahaha. My mother is a mad man!